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Dr. Frankenstein’s “12 Days Of Christmas” – Inspired by Mary Shelley and Shakespeare.

Merry Christmas Everyone!

Warning!  Invite family and friends to stay for the twelve days of Christmas at your peril.  After the “Frankenstein’s  Revenge” play, Dr. Frankenstein promised to be much nicer and invited The Monster to stay with him over Christmas.   The video recording below is a shrunk version of events.   All insults hurled will be available for your use below the film clip.  So please join in and give this song an airing over Christmas.

On the first day of Christmas

Frankenstein said to me:

You’re a wart face on a mouldy flea,

On the second day of Christmas

Frankenstein said to me:

Old skanky breath,

You’re a wart face on a mouldy flea,

On the third day of Christmas

Frankenstein said to me:

Worm eating corpse,

Old skanky breath,

You’re a wart face on a mouldy flea, 

On the fourth day of Christmas

Frankenstein said to me;

Thou bent nosed fool,

Worm eating corpse,

Old skanky breath,

You’re a wart face on a mouldy flea,

On the fifth day of Christmas

Frankenstein said to me:

Septic earache,

Thou bent nosed fool,

Worm eating corpse,

Old skanky breath,

You’re a wart face on a mouldy flea,

On the sixth day of Christmas

Frankenstein said to me:

Thou leaking guts,

Septic earache,

Thou bent nosed fool,

Worm eating corpse,

Old skanky breath,

You’re a wart face on a mouldy flea,

On the seventh day of Christmas

Frankenstein said to me:

One mangy rat’s bum,

Thou leaking guts,

Septic earache,

Thou bent nosed fool,

Worm eating corpse,

Old skanky breath,

You’re a wart face on a mouldy flea,

On the eighth day of Christmas

Frankenstein said to me:

Pus filled big boils,

One mangy rat’s bum,

Thou leaking guts,

Septic earache,

Thou bent nosed fool,

Worm eating corpse,

Old skanky breath,

You’re a wart face on a mouldy flea

On the ninth day of Christmas

Frankenstein said to me:

Hog headed prump,

Pus filled big boils,

One mangy rat’s bum,

Thou leaking guts,

Septic earache,

Thou bent nosed fool,

Worm eating corpse,

Old skanky breath,

You’re a wart face on a mouldy flea,

On the tenth day of Christmas

Frankenstein said to me:

Dung coloured turnip brain,

Hog headed prump,

Pus filled big boils,

One mangy rat’s bum,

Thou leaking guts,

Septic earache,

Thou bent nosed fool,

Worm eating corpse,

Old skanky breath,

You’re a wart face on a mouldy flea,

On the eleventh day of Christmas

Frankenstein said to me:

Thou shrivelled toe nail,

Dung coloured turnip brain,

Hog headed prump,

Pus filled big boils,

One mangy rat’s bum,

Thou leaking guts,

Septic earache,

Thou bent nosed fool,

Worm eating corpse,

Old skanky breath,

You’re a wart face on a mouldy flea,

 On the twelfth day of Christmas

Frankenstein said to me:

Gassy old merchant,

Thou shrivelled toe nail,

Dung coloured turnip brain,

Hog headed prump,

Pus filled big boils,

One mangy rat’s bum,

Thou leaking guts,

Septic earache,

Thou bent nosed fool,

Worm eating corpse,

Old skanky breath,

You’re a wart face on a mouldy flea,

All insults from this song are taken from Will Blyton and The Stinking Shadow.

Many thanks go to William Shakespeare for inspiring me to write them.

 

 

 

 

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The Adventure of Father Christmas’s Sack starring Will Blyton and The Stinking Shadow.

We’ve got our sister site willblyton.com ready for Christmas with a story/video for the kids – that also means anyone who is a kid at heart, just like us.

Will Blyton - The Alternative Detective

When Will Blyton is not busy solving cases and sending people back to the past, he hangs out with his friends.  One of his favourite friends is Father Christmas.  Will likes to share a mince pie with the dear old gentleman and sing some jolly Christmas songs.

When Will has finished his mince pie, he goes outside to feed the reindeer as they are making an awful racket.  Unbeknown to him, The Stinking Shadow has been hiding behind the curtains and when Will goes outside he pops out 0f his hiding place.

If Will Blyton could see The Stinking Shadow offering Father Christmas something to eat, he would instantly know that there was something greatly amiss.  The Stinking Shadow has one rule about food and that is to eat it himself.  When he time travelled from the 14th century to the 1970s, he thought he was in food wonderland and…

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Hallowe’en Giveaways For Bullying Prevention Awareness Month.

I hate bullying!  I hate it so much that I wrote a children’s book that has bullying as the main theme.  To show my support for the Bullying Prevention Awareness Month, I am giving away ten copies of Will Blyton and The Stinking Shadow  the spooky paperback edition on Hallowe’en.  It is aimed at 8-12 year olds.   All you have to do is email me at loonylit321@btinternet.com – the first ten names pulled out of the hat on Hallowe’en will have a signed copy sent to them.

Will Blyton and The Stinking Shadow

Anti Bullying fiction for 8-12 year olds.

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