MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
Every year, at this time, Mistress Loony entertains the Deserted Village with her festive events. She is determined to outdo Mistress Mount-Crankshaft who ruined Mistress Loony’s carol concert in the village hall last year by bringing a crowd of village rowdies from the church choir. It really did not need to end the way in which it did but as the choir pelted Mistress Loony with cabbage skin, she became heated and suggested that the vicar resembled a vampire. Needless to say, the Loony Literature carol concert will be from home this year with only certain members of the public invited, namely Horace Gawp and the Mugwashs. So sit back and enjoy the Loony version of a carol concert and as for you, Mistress Mount-Crankshaft – get a load of my festive hat and weep!!!!!
So remember if your festive endeavours fall into the mire, you can always emerge with a sweet aroma if you get a festive hat.