GROANINGSEA GAZETTE 1

Gangsters Go For Groaningsea!

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Ambrose Pimple

Garden gnome with wheelbarrow

Garden gnome with wheelbarrow (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Residents of Groaningsea be on the alert!  Strange happenings are taking place on your very own doorstep.  It is thought that a master criminal is on the loose.  It is not an ordinary criminal, that much is known.  How do we know this?  Ace crime reporter, Ambrose Pimple has been on the scene of these extraordinary happenings.  Stone gargoyles with secret messages on them have been left on doorsteps in the town.  Ambrose Pimple has made the decision not to disclose the secret messages at this point in time as it could cause a spate of copycat crimes.  As an ace crime reporter, Ambrose Pimple has delved into the mind of the ruthless criminal over the years.  He has to admit, he has not come across such a cunning criminal mastermind of this type before.  “The key question,” says Pimple, “is what is so unique about this crime?”  He understands that the ordinary public will not be able to answer this penetrating question and so he explains:  “The ordinary criminal takes from us.  We have all been there when our garden gnomes have disappeared.  However, The Gargoyle Gangster, as he will be referred to from now on, has us on the run.  He plays with our law abiding minds – he doesn’t whiz our washing from our lines or even pilfer our plants, NO!  The Gargoyle Gangster leaves his threatening mark upon our doorsteps. ”

What has this criminal mastermind got in store for Groaningsea next?

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  1. Very interesting info!Perfect just what I was looking for!

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