Dr. Frankenstein’s “12 Days Of Christmas” – Inspired by Mary Shelley and Shakespeare.

Merry Christmas Everyone!

Warning!  Invite family and friends to stay for the twelve days of Christmas at your peril.  After the “Frankenstein’s  Revenge” play, Dr. Frankenstein promised to be much nicer and invited The Monster to stay with him over Christmas.   The video recording below is a shrunk version of events.   All insults hurled will be available for your use below the film clip.  So please join in and give this song an airing over Christmas.

On the first day of Christmas

Frankenstein said to me:

You’re a wart face on a mouldy flea,

On the second day of Christmas

Frankenstein said to me:

Old skanky breath,

You’re a wart face on a mouldy flea,

On the third day of Christmas

Frankenstein said to me:

Worm eating corpse,

Old skanky breath,

You’re a wart face on a mouldy flea, 

On the fourth day of Christmas

Frankenstein said to me;

Thou bent nosed fool,

Worm eating corpse,

Old skanky breath,

You’re a wart face on a mouldy flea,

On the fifth day of Christmas

Frankenstein said to me:

Septic earache,

Thou bent nosed fool,

Worm eating corpse,

Old skanky breath,

You’re a wart face on a mouldy flea,

On the sixth day of Christmas

Frankenstein said to me:

Thou leaking guts,

Septic earache,

Thou bent nosed fool,

Worm eating corpse,

Old skanky breath,

You’re a wart face on a mouldy flea,

On the seventh day of Christmas

Frankenstein said to me:

One mangy rat’s bum,

Thou leaking guts,

Septic earache,

Thou bent nosed fool,

Worm eating corpse,

Old skanky breath,

You’re a wart face on a mouldy flea,

On the eighth day of Christmas

Frankenstein said to me:

Pus filled big boils,

One mangy rat’s bum,

Thou leaking guts,

Septic earache,

Thou bent nosed fool,

Worm eating corpse,

Old skanky breath,

You’re a wart face on a mouldy flea

On the ninth day of Christmas

Frankenstein said to me:

Hog headed prump,

Pus filled big boils,

One mangy rat’s bum,

Thou leaking guts,

Septic earache,

Thou bent nosed fool,

Worm eating corpse,

Old skanky breath,

You’re a wart face on a mouldy flea,

On the tenth day of Christmas

Frankenstein said to me:

Dung coloured turnip brain,

Hog headed prump,

Pus filled big boils,

One mangy rat’s bum,

Thou leaking guts,

Septic earache,

Thou bent nosed fool,

Worm eating corpse,

Old skanky breath,

You’re a wart face on a mouldy flea,

On the eleventh day of Christmas

Frankenstein said to me:

Thou shrivelled toe nail,

Dung coloured turnip brain,

Hog headed prump,

Pus filled big boils,

One mangy rat’s bum,

Thou leaking guts,

Septic earache,

Thou bent nosed fool,

Worm eating corpse,

Old skanky breath,

You’re a wart face on a mouldy flea,

 On the twelfth day of Christmas

Frankenstein said to me:

Gassy old merchant,

Thou shrivelled toe nail,

Dung coloured turnip brain,

Hog headed prump,

Pus filled big boils,

One mangy rat’s bum,

Thou leaking guts,

Septic earache,

Thou bent nosed fool,

Worm eating corpse,

Old skanky breath,

You’re a wart face on a mouldy flea,

All insults from this song are taken from Will Blyton and The Stinking Shadow.

Many thanks go to William Shakespeare for inspiring me to write them.

 

 

 

 

18 Comments

Filed under Christmas, Frankenstein, Frankenstein's Revenge, Will Blyton and The Stinking Shadow

18 responses to “Dr. Frankenstein’s “12 Days Of Christmas” – Inspired by Mary Shelley and Shakespeare.

  1. It would have been even funnier with two people interacting, but Will’s great in this…I love the slow progression into slurred speech. Must make a note of some of these insults – to use on bank managers from this moment henceforth.

  2. How you manage to keep a straight face I have no idea. You must have such fun making all these insults up! x

  3. Fabulous! Septic earache – truly inspired :-) Very funny, very clever. Brightest Blessings.

  4. Good heavens! Tell Victor to stay away from the negus! ;)

  5. These would be great insults to hurl at telemarketers!! What a fun video.

  6. Congratulations! I have nominated you for The Blog of the Year Award. For details, click here: http://thelifeandtimesofaforeverwitch.wordpress.com/2012/12/14/the-blog-of-the-year-award/
    Brightest Blessings

  7. Forsooth, thou way face loon!

  8. Nothing says Christmas like a wart on a mouldy face.
    Well done!

  9. Ms Tingle

    Reminds me a little of Black Adder

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