“If you are staying Thadeus, you have to go through a rigorous bathroom etiquette as laid down by the law of The Thunderous Mother.”
Thadeus sits up excitedly.
“What is that master Will?”
“Oh you will enjoy it.” I have my fingers crossed behind my back. “Every modern day boy is absolutely mad for the rigorous bathroom etiquette.” I suck my cheeks in to control myself.